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The Potted Meat Song
00:58
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Spreadable meat
Spreadable meat
I love to eat that
Spreadable meat
Spreadable meat
Spreadable meat
I love to eat that
Spreadable meat
Spreadable, spreadable
Spreadable, spreadable
Incredibly edible
Spreadable, spreadable
Meat
Spreadable meat
Spreadable meat
I love to eat that
Spreadable meat
Incredibly edible
Spreadable meat
Spreadable meat
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2. |
Danger!
01:34
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Watch out!
Danger!
Danger!
Danger!
Danger!
Danger!
Danger!
D-D-D-Danger!
Danger!
Danger!
Watch Out!
Danger!
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D...
Danger!
Danger!
Watch out!
Danger...
IT'S A SNAKE!
Watch out!
IT'S A SNAKE!
Watch out!
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Howard's PSA
00:47
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No, you cannot charge your cellphones in the rain
No, you cannot charge your cellphones in the rain
If you do, you're a moron, that's insane
If you do, you're a moron, that's insane
(2-3-4)
No, you cannot charge your cellphones in the rain
No, you cannot charge your cellphones in the rain
If you do, you're a moron, that's insane
If you do, you're a moron, that's insane
- Thank you.
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4. |
Your Marshmallows
01:15
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I want to stab...your marshmallows
With a stick...your marshmallows
And hold...your marshmallows
To the flame...your marshmallows
And burn...your marshmallows
Outside crisp...your marshmallows
And eat...your marshmallows
Too hot...your marshmallows
Cool down...your marshmallows
Now check...your marshmallows
Just right...your marshmallows
Now eat...your marshmallows
Yum yum...your marshmallows
Maybe more...your marshmallows
Make some s'mores...your marshmallows
I'm done.
NOOOO!!!
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5. |
The Epic of Heather
03:12
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There once was a girl named Heather
Who really was as light as a feather
A storm came one day, and blew her away
Now she waits for a change in the weather
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6. |
Thin Pyjamas
01:08
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I feel the chill in the air on my buttocks...
My pyjamas are too thin!
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7. |
I'm Not a Freak.
01:31
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I was walking down the street
And I saw a pretty girl
I said: "Hello, pretty girl, how are you doing today?"
She said: "Don't talk to me, you freaky guy!"
"Don't talk to me, you freaky guy!"
Why'd she call me a freak?
Why did she call me...
Why'd she call me a freak?!?
I'm not a freak. :(
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Currently
standing outside of your dirty window, staring at...loving...coveting your new bag of marshmallows...then I went home to pick all the marshmallows out of my box of Lucky Charms and cried...even though they are magically delicious...I didn't feel any better...I can't get your marshmallows out of my mind
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